On Wednesday night, while the Thundersnowstorm raged in the background, the Wild Parliamentary Monarchy was formally introduced to the Wild Republic. They'd been staying in the south room until they'd had a chance to recover from jet lag and Alfredo and Sir Theo had had an opportunity to confer for a few days, but now everything was in place for their visit. We made certain to document this historic event.
First of all, we got a group picture of the eight members of the delegation from the Wild Parliamentary Monarchy.
Back row, left to right: Lady Faraday, Viscount Twilby.
Middle row, left to right: Lord Ebonwood (Magick), Nicodemus, Sir Tristan.
Front row, left to right: Sir Theo, Dr Pedro, Angel Joe.
It's really hard to photograph Magick so that he doesn't look like a void of darkness; it's probably highly symbolic.
The leaders of the various factions had a small summit meeting while the rest of the groups were getting to know each other. Here you can see Sir Theo, Alfredo, and the Fox.
Neither of the canines is particularly small; Sir Theo really is that enormous. He's about the size of a pillow. In addition, he's incredibly wise; you can see it in his face. This combination makes him approximately the cuddliest creature in all of the cosmos. Holding Sir Theo and having him put his giant paws on your chest or face is guaranteed to make you feel better about life.
Nicodemus was delighted to discover that he's not the only ungulate around. He really hit it off with Parsley, in particular; they spent quite a while chatting. Then he met Rochester, and discovered he'd found a friend for life. Rochester is, in some respects, not particularly sophisticated: he has this thing for head-butting. It's a sign of affection with him, actually. So far we've been unable to train him out of it in even a tiny way; we haven't even been able to convince him not to terrify the more sensitive members of the group, like Cami. He doesn't understand how anyone would fail to understand how affectionate he's being if he head-butts you. Nicodemus also really likes head-butting, however, so the two of them will doubtless have numerous happy hours together. This might take the pressure off the members of the group less keen on this particular bonding activity... or it might make it worse. Too soon to tell.
Here's Nicodemus and Rochester, demonstrating their newfound friendship. You can see Laszlo in the background (Nicodemus was very impressed with his equipment); Laszlo's okay with head-butting, but doesn't show the same marked enthusiasm for it as the other two.
The one we're really worried about, of course, is poor Angel Joe. We've worked out a bit why he's here, and what happened to him: he was on some sort of highly dangerous secret mission, in the course of which he was captured and tortured and left seriously traumatised. He is to be knighted for his service, although the official ceremony is still some time away. AJD, with the assistance of Pedro, was able to successfully extract his whiskers from their confinement, but the tape will remain forever, unfortunately. And the psychological damage is much worse. The Wild Parliamentary Monarchy has been very solicitous of Angel Joe since his rescue, appropriately so; they sent him here on an easy assignment in hopes that he might have a chance to heal. He'd been kept in isolation for a while, but they don't want him to spend the rest of his life cowering in a room alone.
The fact that Angel Joe is willing to go along with this plan when he is clearly mortally terrified speaks highly of his intrinsic bravery. To put it bluntly, the poor fellow is afraid of his own shadow, and being surrounded by lots of cats and wolves and the like is a major strain on his nerves. He's particularly afraid of Lord Ebonwood, which is really quite sensible of him, because Magick is pretty scary. Magick tries to keep away from him for fear of scaring him and tries to look out for him (he might be scary, but he's a fundamentally decent individual), but Angel Joe still cowers whenever they get too close. Lady Faraday and Pedro are particularly protective of him.
We were very worried at how Angel Joe would react to the Wild Republicans, since a lot of them are kind of larger than life and/or possessed of bizarre quirks. Fortunately, he quickly found two good friends. Butterfinger, being a teddy bear, will probably be very good for him; and Cami is as sensitive a creature as one is likely to meet. He isn't a trauma victim, but he's shy himself. We suspect their friendship will be good for both of them, as well as being aesthetically pleasing, as you can see here:
Of course, the single most-anticipated meeting was that between Viscount Twilby and the two penguins, and this did not disappoint. Tibby was just so excited to meet a real live owl. He was jumping up and down, flapping his little wings, and talking a mile a minute in Birdish - such a delight to finally get to speak his native tongue again! Twilby, for his part, was delighted to meet such an intelligent and earnest little fellow and promptly took him under his wing (...ouch... pun not intended, I swear); he's offered to be Tibby's primary tutor.
As predicted, Plouie went into palpitations upon meeting Twilby; he was so confused that he fell over, and when we picked him up and put him on the iceberg, he promptly fell off and landed on his head. Being a responsible doctor, Pedro immediately dashed over to him to ascertain whether he was all right. His primary mode of examination involves sniffing you at warp speed, which made Plouie twitch a lot. Pedro eventually concluded that Plouie was all right, but he's not really sure why Plouie is all right; you could almost see him writing an article for a medical journal.
Twilby took Tibby for a flight around the room, to their mutual enjoyment. Plouie was not similarly favoured because of the near-certainty that he would start wiggling around in mid-air and fall on his head again. We didn't get a picture of the flight, but we do have a picture of the birds together.
Left to right: Tibby, Twilby, Plouie. They've all hit very characteristic poses here, which is kind of neat.
Neither of the canines is particularly small; Sir Theo really is that enormous. He's about the size of a pillow. In addition, he's incredibly wise; you can see it in his face. This combination makes him approximately the cuddliest creature in all of the cosmos. Holding Sir Theo and having him put his giant paws on your chest or face is guaranteed to make you feel better about life.
Nicodemus was delighted to discover that he's not the only ungulate around. He really hit it off with Parsley, in particular; they spent quite a while chatting. Then he met Rochester, and discovered he'd found a friend for life. Rochester is, in some respects, not particularly sophisticated: he has this thing for head-butting. It's a sign of affection with him, actually. So far we've been unable to train him out of it in even a tiny way; we haven't even been able to convince him not to terrify the more sensitive members of the group, like Cami. He doesn't understand how anyone would fail to understand how affectionate he's being if he head-butts you. Nicodemus also really likes head-butting, however, so the two of them will doubtless have numerous happy hours together. This might take the pressure off the members of the group less keen on this particular bonding activity... or it might make it worse. Too soon to tell.
Here's Nicodemus and Rochester, demonstrating their newfound friendship. You can see Laszlo in the background (Nicodemus was very impressed with his equipment); Laszlo's okay with head-butting, but doesn't show the same marked enthusiasm for it as the other two.
The one we're really worried about, of course, is poor Angel Joe. We've worked out a bit why he's here, and what happened to him: he was on some sort of highly dangerous secret mission, in the course of which he was captured and tortured and left seriously traumatised. He is to be knighted for his service, although the official ceremony is still some time away. AJD, with the assistance of Pedro, was able to successfully extract his whiskers from their confinement, but the tape will remain forever, unfortunately. And the psychological damage is much worse. The Wild Parliamentary Monarchy has been very solicitous of Angel Joe since his rescue, appropriately so; they sent him here on an easy assignment in hopes that he might have a chance to heal. He'd been kept in isolation for a while, but they don't want him to spend the rest of his life cowering in a room alone.
The fact that Angel Joe is willing to go along with this plan when he is clearly mortally terrified speaks highly of his intrinsic bravery. To put it bluntly, the poor fellow is afraid of his own shadow, and being surrounded by lots of cats and wolves and the like is a major strain on his nerves. He's particularly afraid of Lord Ebonwood, which is really quite sensible of him, because Magick is pretty scary. Magick tries to keep away from him for fear of scaring him and tries to look out for him (he might be scary, but he's a fundamentally decent individual), but Angel Joe still cowers whenever they get too close. Lady Faraday and Pedro are particularly protective of him.
We were very worried at how Angel Joe would react to the Wild Republicans, since a lot of them are kind of larger than life and/or possessed of bizarre quirks. Fortunately, he quickly found two good friends. Butterfinger, being a teddy bear, will probably be very good for him; and Cami is as sensitive a creature as one is likely to meet. He isn't a trauma victim, but he's shy himself. We suspect their friendship will be good for both of them, as well as being aesthetically pleasing, as you can see here:
Of course, the single most-anticipated meeting was that between Viscount Twilby and the two penguins, and this did not disappoint. Tibby was just so excited to meet a real live owl. He was jumping up and down, flapping his little wings, and talking a mile a minute in Birdish - such a delight to finally get to speak his native tongue again! Twilby, for his part, was delighted to meet such an intelligent and earnest little fellow and promptly took him under his wing (...ouch... pun not intended, I swear); he's offered to be Tibby's primary tutor.
As predicted, Plouie went into palpitations upon meeting Twilby; he was so confused that he fell over, and when we picked him up and put him on the iceberg, he promptly fell off and landed on his head. Being a responsible doctor, Pedro immediately dashed over to him to ascertain whether he was all right. His primary mode of examination involves sniffing you at warp speed, which made Plouie twitch a lot. Pedro eventually concluded that Plouie was all right, but he's not really sure why Plouie is all right; you could almost see him writing an article for a medical journal.
Twilby took Tibby for a flight around the room, to their mutual enjoyment. Plouie was not similarly favoured because of the near-certainty that he would start wiggling around in mid-air and fall on his head again. We didn't get a picture of the flight, but we do have a picture of the birds together.
Left to right: Tibby, Twilby, Plouie. They've all hit very characteristic poses here, which is kind of neat.
I mustn't forget the cats, since the delegation contains four cats, three of them new, and the Wild Republic already has a healthy feline population. Much of the local feline population is on the juvenile side, and consequently all three of the new cats were going to produce strong reactions in them: Sir Theo is intimidatingly enormous; Magick is intimidatingly bad-ass; and Lady Faraday is... a girl. They reacted to these three revelations exactly as predicted.
First, they're all kind of terrified of Sir Theo. Well, except for Flurry. Flurry's the youngest animal we have, and he has the fearlessness of some young creatures before they're old enough to know better. He just thinks Sir Theo is Awesome. Which he is, of course, but the others are too intimidated yet to realise how essentially avuncular he is. Sir Theo knew the correct address for lions, which Navarre appreciated - although then he sort of passed out in terror. He handled Rusty with proper respect for tigers without any deference.
They also all have a massive case of hero worship for Magick. You can't blame them, really: he's a confident, mysterious, clearly dangerous panther with a reputation for getting himself into dangerous situations and ladies' bedrooms. Mahler, being a teenager, is particularly obsequious, but Rusty, who wants to be just like that when he's bigger, is more obnoxious about it. Magick is basically a good guy; he sees a bit of himself in both of them and this makes him somewhat sympathetic, although he's not inclined to give quarter. Khamsin he finds more interesting, but the one he seems most inclined to like is Cami, although Cami, being the shyest, has so far kept his distance and conducted his hero-worship remotely.
And then, of course, there's Lady Faraday. Most of the cats are too young for her presence to be a serious distraction; all of them adore her, but not in a way likely to be annoying. They're just sweet. Cami's old enough to have a crush on her, but he's Cami, so he's mostly just sweet too. The ones likely to be problems are Mahler, who has hormones out the wazoo, and Rusty, who is younger but somewhat precocious. Fortunately, Lady Faraday knows how to handle these things, and she has both Sir Tristan and Magick to intimidate them into leaving her alone.
Speaking of Magick and ladies, AJD has a little grey cat named Skwidjit who lives on his windowsill. She's not part of the Wild Republic and doesn't really pay them much attention, although Mahler's had a crush on her for ages. Magick's already taken notice of her. She's not his type, but she's the only available female feline around and we're talking about Magick. He took far too much notice of Sithri when he was in the south room, too. Sithri's too in love with Skandar to fall for him, but she's a little diva and she's not above generating drama, so I was kind of glad when Magick relocated.
Here we have all of our cats, except the ones who live in my room. Once again, you get a sense of just how huge Sir Theo really is.
Back row, left to right: Flurry, Rusty, Navarre.
Front row, left to right: Mahler, Sir Theo, Lady Faraday, Cami, Sir Tristan, Khamsin, Lord Ebonwood.
Minor dramas involving cats and fainting Plouies aside, everything seems to be working out well so far. Here's Twilby in rapt conversation with Tibby, Lady Faraday, and Sir Tristan.
Leprosy is not the clowning-around sort; think Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show, and you'll have a fair idea of what he's like. But he approves of Sir Theo, and apparently this inspired him to chill out for a bit.
Here's one of Sir Theo and Twilby together, celebrating the initial success of their mission. These two are old friends; they've known each other since their days at university.
Finally, here you can see more or less everybody (the "less" are the Ice and Snow animals, who by this point were all gathering at the windows) all mingling and getting to know each other. I think they were probably preparing for a Jingo by this point, too.
Yay! I've been waiting to see these!
ReplyDelete(However, note spelling "Skwidjit"—and officially she lives on the windowsill, although during the winter when the A/C is inside, she likes to stand on it because it gives her a better view of the rest of the room.)
Noted and fixed!
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