So, after a long period of Shenanigans, I have a new apartment, which I'm just finally getting settled into. The gang's all here -- everyone from the Northern Domicile, anyway -- and I really ought to get around to explaining what they've been up to for the last while, before long. I was kind of distracted by all the Shenanigans.
But one thing must be mentioned first.
I decided to buy a new mattress. I've been sleeping on a perfectly nice twin, but, well, the Northern Domicile has become pretty large. At the moment, a lot of them are posted on my various bookcases, but a lot of the space they're occupying exists as room for expansion, and it's not going to last forever. I acquire books at a pace even more rapid than the one I acquire new animals, if you can believe it. So I'm going to need room for them somewhere else before too long, and the obvious solution was to just get a bigger mattress. (Also an actual bed, which will enable me to twine faery lights around it: that is a thing I have always wanted to do.) Thus, I have upgraded to a queen. It's basically the larger and fluffier version of the twin I had.
The new queen mattress arrived today, tightly rolled into this tube shoved into a canvas cocoon. They must have used a machine to do it. It would have taken me hours to extract it had I not had some experience with this phenomenon: the trick is, you cut the canvas and plastic off. Then I had the pleasure of watching the formerly-compressed mattress spring to life in its actual dimensions. Turns out I chose well. I lay down on the thing to test it and had to pry myself off it, because I didn't want to get up.
Unfortunately, I made a tactical error: I completely forgot that in leaving the room, I'd left Gilly behind in my bedroom with the new mattress unattended. AJD mentioned this oversight when I posted about the new mattress on LJ -- wondering if it were really me, or if Gilly had finally got hold of my credit cards -- and I dashed back into the bedroom immediately, but lo, I was too late.
![]() |
| Gilly thinks he really does need all that space. I mean, just look how crowded he is. |
![]() |
| Gilly rushes to defend his new territory. |
The moment I came back in, he knew I was going to attempt to reclaim it, and he came dashing over. Look at that determination on his face. He's not going to let me have it back. If I try to pull him off, he'll dig his claws in and rip it.
I really liked this mattress, too. It's really quite comfortable, and look at that lovely leaf pattern on it (which I will shortly have to cover up with an anti-bed bug mattress cover, sadly). I can't really blame Gilly for grabbing his dreams, but, like, damn.
Tomorrow my boxspring and bed are being delivered. This might be my chance to reclaim it, but I may have to promise him custody of the twin first. (Current plan is for the twin to live under the new bed, so that ASD can sleep on it when he visits). It could very well be that this has been Gilly's clever scheme all along...


Oh man, he's looking *fierce*.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? It is a constant source of amazement to me that he's able to look so fierce on the one hand and so adorably innocent on the other.
DeleteIt's always* been Raoul's** opinion that if you're going to spend half your life on a mattress (which any respectable cat or sheep would), it ought be of the highest quality, worth any price in currency or territorialiness. He's glad others agree.
ReplyDelete*For about the past 2 weeks
** The water sheep in the Sheep Flock Of One.